murreal:

teachers: don’t come to class when you’re sick!! it’s better for everyone if you stay home

also teachers: oh yeah just remember that you will be harshly penalized over missing class for any reason, including physical sickness!

every student, ever:

hatefuhk:

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

soundssimpleright:

bethanyactually:

brainstatic:

We have an update 

there’s more!

Pieter Hanson’s original tweet 

donate to the Leukemia & Lymphoma Society

donate to Make-A-Wish

Force people to look at your cats and suggest they donate to charity: This guy is using his 15 minutes correctly

choodraws:

animal crackers

sonansu:

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

thelegendary-nico:

beatlemeat:

This. Peel away at my layers. Everything that makes me ME…and at the core, Looney Tunes is all you’ll find.

surprisebitch:

nickjonasnipples:

me before work: i hate work i would honestly rather die than set foot in that building even just the idea of working makes my stomach churn FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

me at work: honestly? this isn’t bad! i’m just doing my thing! making some money! it’s not like i would be doing anything constructive at home anyway! i love working! 

me after work:  that was the worst day of my whole entire life i wish i was dead FUCK working FUCK my boss FUCK the customers and mostly FUCK capitalism

THE BIGGEST RETAIL WORKER MOOD

codybud:

kropotkhristian:

A Series of Unfortunate Events is anarchist propaganda because all of the problems are caused by both capitalist bureaucracy and a weird insistence from everybody with power that “the rules,” no matter how silly, must be followed.

like. klaus says “you can’t trust the authorities” and violet says “the law isn’t always just. it isn’t always good” so…….

Originally posted by petschm66

cissie-bitch:

surprisebitch:

whitepeopletwitter:

When one of your customers spanks your ass

i thought it was about working in retail omg

yeah the “then you shouldn’t be doing this” really threw me for a loop

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

lucidnee:

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!

If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!

You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post